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Jul. 11th, 2004 @ 12:53 am *shrugs* it's something
feels: sillysilly
hums: santana
Culled from conversation with lifelongfling. So the first pants!verse conversation posted in here doesn't have Sam or Jack in it. Odd...

Daniel: "Because they do the same stuff we do."
Janet: "We're having sex. I don't think they're doing that."
Daniel: "Aaaand... if they are... I don't really want to think about it. Particularly."
Janet: "Noted."
Daniel: "But... I mean, they go out to movies all the time. And dinners."
Janet: "Yes... why don't we do that more often?"
Daniel: "... because we're having sex?"
Janet: "Nice try."
Daniel: "But, seriously. Every time I've called her the past three weeks she's been at his house. She even picked up his phone the other night."
Janet: "So?"
Daniel: "SO!?" *flails hands*
Janet: "*I* think it's cute."
Daniel: "But don't you think we should TELL them? I mean... they really think they're not dating."
Janet: "If you tell them, they'll probably freak out. I mean, they aren't supposed to be dating."
Daniel: "But... isn't that a concern? Shouldn't we... I don't know, we're their *friends.*"
Janet: "Yes..."
Daniel: "You support this?"
Janet: "You haven't noticed how much less... annoying... they both are now?"
Daniel: "Oh. Yeah... I guess you're right."
Janet: "So, don't mess it up for me. I haven't had Sam crying in my living room in three months now."
Daniel: "She... wow. Over Jack?"
Janet: *rolls eyes* "Not 'over Jack' exactly. Well... not until the second bottle of wine. The denial runs deep with her."
Daniel: "Did you... ever cry over me?"
Janet: *snort*
Daniel: "Hey!"
Janet: "I didn't have to cry over you, honey. You were easy."
Daniel: "I was?"
Janet: *looks*
Daniel: "Well... I guess after you jumped me at the Christmas party I sort of was."
Janet: "Exactly."
Daniel: "So... what, then? We just... feed their delusions that they're not dating?"
Janet: "Something like that."
Daniel: "That seems so... dishonest."
Janet: *warning voice* "Daniel..."
Daniel: "No, really! I mean... they're like the *last* people to figure it out! Isn't it mean of us to let that continue?"
Janet: "You know, this sex business you're so keen on is something that can easily be revoked."
Daniel: "Or we could just let them keep thinking they're just friends."
Janet: "I knew I could count on you."

-- Little Red, who feels only a bit silly being the only one spamming the community... *looks around furtively for aj*
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Date:July 11th, 2004 01:25 am (UTC)
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*snickers madly*

Go, Janet!
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Date:July 13th, 2004 01:10 am (UTC)
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I so shouldn't have read that while at work.

*holds giggles in*

*leaves office quickly to laugh*

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Date:July 14th, 2004 10:21 pm (UTC)
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Daniel: "Because they do the same stuff we do."


Daniel: "SO!?" *flails hands*</I. I'm a little bit in love with this Daniel.
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Date:August 23rd, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
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LMAO, awesome!!! Janet is SUCH a cool, devious little hussy ;) LOVED it !