Well, I can't really write pants!fic, since I don't know enough about Sam or Jack. But I *can* make silly icons, and
elly427 unwittingly provided inspiration. You may notice that these are the red shorts from Sam's shopping spree--they seemed to scream "icon"...

--Nenya, contributingly
I am so ashamed of how freaking long it took me to get it. I actually typed out "my [heart] shorts 4..." and then went Ohhhhhh.
Little Red is not so bright. But the icon is teh cute!!
Bwahahah!
And of course I didn't help by making it *shorts* in the icon and not pants...
--Nenechka, evilly
Re: Bwahahah!
Re: Bwahahah!
*snerk* Well, it was something we used to say when I was little--you know, the first time we discovered that "u" or "ewe" sounded like "you", or that "four" sounded like "for". Netspeak before the days of the 'Net, that's what it was. Anyway...someone wrote "My <3 (pants) 4 U" up on a blackboard once, and I've always remembered it. I suppose it doesn't make much sense to other people. Oh, well. :) The icon amused, so all is well.
Wheeeeeeeeee!
Thanks! :)
*theatrical bows*
That's beee-yoot-iful, man. *cackles*