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Nov. 5th, 2004 @ 02:36 pm My tentative contribution to the squee!ness...
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hums: I'm On My Way -The Proclaimers
Hrm. So, I don’t really know if other people are allowed to jump in here or anything, but see, I’ve been completely plot weasel-less for ages now and then all of a sudden, I was rereading pants!fic and ta-da! Weasel! So I hope no one is like, “Dude, you’re stealing or infringing on my pants!” ‘Cuz that would be bad and I’d feel sad. Anyway, this is supposed to be middle to late season seven in the pants!verse.

When the phone rang, Sam was ankle deep in her disaster of a laundry room. She managed to trip to the receiver right before the answering machine would have picked up, distracted and out of breath.

“Carter,” she said by way of greeting, quite forgetting that this was her home line and thus, that was probably not the best way to begin a conversation.

“Hey Sam,” an amused male voice rang in her ears.

She smiled in spite of herself, taking the cordless phone and returning to the laundry room to continue her search. “Mark! How are you?”

“Good, good. You?”

Sticking her head in the dryer, Sam sighed. “Oh, you know. The usual. How are Abby and the kids?” Damnit, where had they gotten to?

Her brother proceeded to tell her about Abby’s promotion at work and his son’s Little League win, and Sam listened with half an ear because really, she did care. It’s just that she couldn’t find her shorts and it was beginning to get on her nerves. They were special shorts, damnit. Bought nearly seven months ago on clearance and set aside for when it would be warm enough to wear them without being really obvious. Though the fact that they were designed for someone at least fifteen years younger than she was probably a tip off. But she couldn’t resist. They were cotton (thin fabric was good) and low-slung (his wonderfully long fingers could get further) and had daisies embroidered on the back pockets (he’d so be fascinated by that, and she had a sadistic side) and they were so short that wearing them could probably be construed as public indecency (Skin. Lots and lots of skin).

She told herself that they were special occasion shorts. And hey, it was finally summer and the world hadn’t nearly ended in almost three weeks, so in her mind, that constituted a perfectly reasonable special occasion.

Except she had put them someplace safe, where they wouldn’t be lost (which was a viable concern considering how little they really were). And now, she couldn’t remember where that someplace safe was and it was frustrating because there was a temperamental barbeque and a rope hammock and a bare-footed Jack O’Neill waiting for her.

After ten minutes of small talk and searching, Sam had to concede that they definitely weren’t in the laundry room. Back to her room then. She heaved herself off the floor from where she had been searching the dry cleaning (hey, weirder things had happened) and started down the hall.

“So, Sam, listen. I’ve got this friend, Pete, from Denver. A cop. Anyway, he’s going to be in Colorado Springs investigating a case this week.”

“That’s nice,” Sam allowed absently, diving into her dresser for the third time. Still all winter clothes. Stupid bulky clothing.

“…Yeah. I was thinking it might be nice if you would, I don’t know, show him around a little or something…”

Frowning, she pawed through her underwear drawer, which had gotten a lot more colorful over the past few months. “This week? I don’t really think I have time.” Which was true—there was an X-Files marathon on Wednesday, and she had promised to go grill shopping at some point, because they had come to the conclusion that they had been eating way too much pizza. Plus, you know, work and stuff.

“You sure? Because Pete’s a really good guy…”

“I’m sure he is,” Sam managed while she was dragging a box of summer clothing that hadn’t quite been unpacked yet out from her closet. “I’m just really busy right now.” There was that meteor shower on Friday, too. And they had talked about repainting her kitchen.

“Oh. Well, if you’re sure…”

She sat back, frowning. Nothing! This didn’t make any sense. She had bought them and folded them and put them in the dresser…“Yeah. Tell him to buy one of those guidebook things. I’ve heard they have a lot of good stuff in them.” Teal’c was always paging through them and marking things he wanted to see.

“Sure, I’ll do that.” Mark sounded funny, but Sam was too caught up in the problem of the missing shorts to be horribly concerned. They should be in the dresser…but not this dresser! Of course! They were at the Colonel’s house, in the dresser in his spare room where she kept her clothes. (It wasn’t her dresser because he still kept some flannel sheets and an old sweater in the bottom drawer, her mind rationalized.) She had gone straight to his house after buying them, and had figured since she would be wearing them there, it only made sense….

Jumping up, she fumbled for her sandals and her keys. “Listen Mark, I’m really sorry, but I’ve got to go. I’m running late.”

It wasn’t until much later, when she was sprawled on the hammock with the ropes pressing into the skin of her back and Jack warm and wonderfully occupied on top of her that it all clicked into place.

Breaking away from his mouth, she exclaimed, “He was setting me up!”

“Hrm?” Jack managed while his mouth traveled down her neck and his hands drifted further up her legs, tracing patterns on her inner thighs. These shorts? Best buy ever.

“My brother,” she said when she could breathe again. “He was trying to set me up with some guy. Paul or Pat or something.”

He was nibbling on her collarbone now and damnit, his shirt needed to come off. Now.

When it was properly disposed of and her brain was well on its way to dribbling out of her ears, he asked, “What did you say?”

“Huh?” she queried, having completely lost track of the conversation. “Oh. I told him I was busy.”

And suddenly, it occurred to her that she shouldn’t have, that maybe she shouldn’t be too busy to turn down dates. Because this wasn’t dating. But…”Is that okay?”

He stopped what he was doing, which was regrettable, but when his brown eyes looked at her all warm and smiling like that, it made up for the stopping a little. Gently, he kissed her nose. “Sure. I mean, we have to go grill shopping.”

They really did. His old, moody grill had burned half of their steaks and barely cooked the other half. “Right,” she agreed. “And paint the kitchen.”

He rolled his eyes and sighed melodramatically before an evil grin spread across his face. “Will you wear these shorts when we paint?”

She grinned back. “I could be persuaded.”

After all, painting was a special occasion too.
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From:lyssie
Date:November 5th, 2004 11:55 am (UTC)
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*dies*

*rereads the description of the shorts and the distracted phone conversation*

*dies again*

Dude. We need "Ohmigod she dead from squee!" icons.

This is PERFECT.

Incredibly. Positively.

*wants more now*
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From:daisycm83
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:09 pm (UTC)
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*dances around*

Yay! I caused squee! Even death by squee!

We do so need some of those icons. Dead by squee, but with a smile on your face. *nods solemnly*

A damn good way to go, I think.
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From:sakuracorr
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
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Woot! Happiness at the end of a long hard day. You've made my world a slightly better place to live in. Hug yourself! Now!
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From:daisycm83
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC)
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Awe, I'm glad! *bends arms trying to hug self properly* *gives up* *settles for pat on back* Glad to spread the squee.
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From:mylittleredgirl
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:14 pm (UTC)
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OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER!!

You... wow. EEEEE!! It's like this fic was taken right out of my brain and written better. OMG! YAY!!!

Love every inch of it. You are forever and always welcome to crash our pants party ;)
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From:daisycm83
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:27 pm (UTC)
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*blushes insanely*

Well, yay then. I shall continue to crash the pants party. Because it's so cute and squee!ful. Really, how can anyone resist that?
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From:mylittleredgirl
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:55 pm (UTC)
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Only evil sad soulless people could resist, this, CLEARLY! It really is very happy and squeeeful.

And you captured it really well. My pants!verse Sam and Jack always end up dwelling too much on the hidden problems and not squeeeing as much as they should. I will look to you as inspiration :)
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From:daisycm83
Date:November 6th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC)
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*is now permanently red* Well, thanks. But I like your pants fic. Because there are supposed to be moments ohmigodwhatarewedoing?!?! It's just that when it comes down to it, I'm a fluff bunny and really, my angst always ends up fluffier than it should.

Besides, you like, created the pants!verse. So...you can do whatever you want with it. *nods sagely*
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From:mylittleredgirl
Date:November 6th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
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*is now permanently red*

hehehehe. I'm good at that. It's on my cv under "special skills"

But I like your pants fic.

YAY!! *happy*

It's just that when it comes down to it, I'm a fluff bunny and really, my angst always ends up fluffier than it should.

See... I used to be called the Fluff Fic Wench (with elly427 being the Angst Fic Wench, I believe). But my fluff ends up angstier than it should. Hrm.

I WANT MY PANTS!VERSE TO BE FLUFFY!!!! I will have to work on that. Oh, poor me, to have to think of happy not-quite-porny Sam and Jack... (though I'm sure the "whatareweDOING!?!???" moments will still pop up, because those are so fun, but so much more MANAGEABLE than TV!verse angst. Because they get to cuddle afterwards.)
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From:liminalliz
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:37 pm (UTC)
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....I need a dead of squee icon too. This is EXACTLY as it should have happened. OY. Yes. MUCH goodness. Total and complete goodness. :licks and cuddles:

And I want those shorts. omfg. :) YAY!
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From:mylittleredgirl
Date:November 5th, 2004 12:57 pm (UTC)
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They are tragically not the little red shorts from elly427's fic (er... am too lazy to find it. It's called "shopping for pants" and is on shipwithpants.) I think Nenya even made an icon about them...
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From:lyssie
Date:November 5th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
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No, but they have daisies, which will distract Jack. Which is good. ;)
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From:daisycm83
Date:November 6th, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC)
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That was my thought. I forgot about the red shorts, I would have used them. But anything tactile on back pockets when dealing with Jack will inevitably lead to groping. Which Sam would know and thus, encourage the groping by buying the shorts without seeming like she was encouraging. It's all part of the warped Carter logic.
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From:lyssie
Date:November 6th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC)
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...see, I totally love the warped Carter logic that all of the rest of you have...

*cackles*
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From:cecilialisbon_
Date:November 7th, 2004 12:07 am (UTC)
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*squee-ness* This fic was so very cute!

"There was an X-Files marathon on Wednesday, and she had promised to go grill shopping at some point, because they had come to the conclusion that they had been eating way too much pizza. Plus, you know, work and stuff."

Hehe! I lurve that work is the last thing she thinks of when Jack's concerned....
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From:nenya_kanadka
Date:December 13th, 2004 09:30 pm (UTC)
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“Sure. I mean, we have to go grill shopping.”

Best line ever. :D

Great fic, please do crash the pants!party! *g*